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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most famous cow in France? Albert Camoo"
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"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"
"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"
"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful, everything is falling out from the other side."""
"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*"
"Eventually you're going to achieve self awareness in a padded cell, staring at your palm, realizing twitter was just all your personalities"
"I like my women just like Apple... Manafactured in China."
"[interview with girl at dating agency] i get shy around pretty girls [girl smiles brushing hair from her face] ""are you shy now"" not really"
"ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs... So tomorrow's AM radio show will be ""Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"""