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Joke of the Day
"What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play? Hamlet."
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"What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? ""Wait... I freed ***WHO***?!?!?"""
"Life hack for driving Always get your driver's license picture taken when your stoned. That way, the police will think you always look that way."
"A man tried to find a restaurant using Apple Maps"
"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."
"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"
"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."
"Why did the libertarian cross the road? None of your goddamn business. Am I being detained?"
"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""
"Tried to make a video seductively licking the frosting from an Oreo, but got excited and ate the whole thing. Twenty times."