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Joke of the Day
"Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
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"I remember how my uncle died.. Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM! Cancer."
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's dead"
"How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?"
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""
"My oldest son & his gf were cooking & asked me how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup .... Gonna write a nasty letter 2 college & ask for a refund"
"Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me."
"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."