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Joke of the Day
"Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa."
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"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."
"Tronald Dump?"
"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."
"I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible."
"Beetlejuice 2 has been announced and is bringing Keaton back but without Winona... They were afraid she'd steal the show. /me drops the mic and walks off stage waving a pop tart"
"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"
"What's the difference between one direction and futurama There's only one bender in futurama"
"When I see a lovers name carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."