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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."
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"Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay"
"hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says ""it's new and needs to breathe"""
"The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day."
"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."
"The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic 2. Cyanide 3. Polonium 4. Mercury 5. The League of Legends community"
"What's the difference between my bike and your mom? Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike."
"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"