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Joke of the Day
"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"
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"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"
"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"
"WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol"
"I think my optometrist is falling in love with me... Every time I leave his office he hands me a sample of contact solution and says, ""Eye care for you"""
"TIFU by buying a PT Cruiser"
"*sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl."
"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"