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Joke of the Day
"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"
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"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."
"What did one boob say to the other boob Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"
"I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I'm wiping my mouth I can get fatter."
"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"
"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"
"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."
"Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg? Neither. The rooster always comes first."