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Joke of the Day
"Where does letters to Santa go. (Dark Humor) In the trash, he's not real."
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"Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers ""Bless you"" and hangs up"
"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."
"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"
"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me... My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her. I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September."
"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"
"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"
"Are you in the top half of your class ? No I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !"
"A beer walks into a bar And gets drunk :D"
"What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? ""Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)"