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Joke of the Day

"Forget Beniffer & Brangelina! The new power couple in Hollywood is Peeta & Katniss from The Hunger Games! Or Peeniss for short."

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."

"Two Police officers. Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."""

"""I think we should touch other people's faces"" - blind break up"

"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."

"Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.."

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."

"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""

"My friend just found out that he is Gay and Dyslexic... He is still in daniel."