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Joke of the Day
"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."
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"Greek Tailor's Shop A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of jeans. The blind old tailor squints at him. ""Euripedes?"" The man nods and holds up the pants. ""Eumenedes?"""
"So it seems like Jared Fogle would get between five to twelve years That's his age range at least."
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."
"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok."
"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"
"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"
"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."
"You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else."