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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dead baby float? two scoops of ice cream one scoop of dead baby root beer"
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"What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ? I'm font of you."
"Mad Max: Fury Road fans never actually watched the movie they WITNESSED it."
"Two women are gardening when one pulls up a huge carrot, she says ""this reminds me of my husband"" and the other woman says, ""that big?"" and the first one says ""No, that dirty."""
"I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself"
"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."
"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."
"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."
"Don't ever compete against Heinz... You're always going to play catch up."
"[Followup] I'm not going to drink any more. But I won't drink any less."