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Joke of the Day
"[Followup] I'm not going to drink any more. But I won't drink any less."
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"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."
"Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking."
"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"
"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
"My wife asked me... ...if I could eat her pussy when she got home from work. Later in the evening she asked me why I never ate her pussy. To which I replied ""What do you think was in the stew?"""
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor"
"Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them."
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? The book has papers."
"Your secret is safeish with me"