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Joke of the Day
"Mad Max: Fury Road fans never actually watched the movie they WITNESSED it."
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"So Tim Tebow just hit a home run in his first professional at bat But he had no idea what to do once he got to third base."
"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."
"once a woman in the mall said ""isn't everything cuter with babies?!"" and jeff replied ""not coffins"" and just stared at her until she cried"
"How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of."
"What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island? A *free-for-all-you-can-eat.*"
"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."
"I've always had trouble with school, but at least I could always make my friends laugh. I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math."
"How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods"
"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"