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Joke of the Day

"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."

"Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective."

"Masturbation is an excellent skill to have. Done right, it sure comes in handy."

"Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised."

"[accidentally makes eye contact with someone] Oh my God, I am so sorry. Are you OK?"

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"

"I can't think of a really bad joke to share /s"

"What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!"

"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."