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Joke of the Day

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"

"I sleep better naked and it's more comfortable WHY CAN'T THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNDERSTAND THIS?"

"I'm so glad you don't give a crap, because that would be a disgusting gift."

"What did the gay atheist shout after Noah threw him off the ark for being a gay atheist? Help! I'm thinking!"

"Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business"

"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"

"It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity"

"Unlike a Caterpillar, a whale won't turn into a beautiful butterfly."

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"