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Joke of the Day

"Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised."

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"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"
"Texting someone back while driving just means that you love them enough to actually die for them."
"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
"What do you wear when it's raining homophobia? A straight jacket."