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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"

"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it."

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?"

"I used to be terrible at Valentines' Day too... But then I took an arrow in the knee."

"I asked my gay friend if he'd like to smoke a fag (cigar) with me He got all upset and said I was really homophonic"

"*Wife walks in, the house is trashed* ""OMG..we've been burgled"" *I jump out of the closet in full hockey gear* HAVE YOU SEEN THE WASP KAREN?"

"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"Knock Knock Who's there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin', they hatin'"