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Joke of the Day
"What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!"
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"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""
"girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!? me [visibly nervous]: not much!"
"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"
"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"So there was a fish swimming up stream and it runs into a wall... And it was like ""damn."""
"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."
"New drinking game: Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, chug someone else's beer."
"Facebook: A place for liars and braggers to unite."