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Joke of the Day
"What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!"
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"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"
"i love hoodies man. am i skinny ? am i fat ? nobody knows"
"My Dad is a real family man. He has three of them"
"Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done."
"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."
"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome."
"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."