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Joke of the Day
"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."
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"Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough."
"What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock."
"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"
"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."
"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"
"A soldier was assaulted with pepper spray and mustard gas. He returned home a seasoned veteran."
"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"The 3 seasons of Texas! Summer, cold summer, & Football."