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Joke of the Day

"May god bless German engineering, Italian cooking, and English humor. And may god damn Italian engineering, English cooking, and German humor."

"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too..."

"I'm against picketing. I'm just not sure how to show it..."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"i finally checked out chatroulette. i saw three fornicators, two masturbaters, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"Men are like pillows. Eventually even the best ones get soft and lumpy."

"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"

"If at first you don't succeed Then skydiving isn't for you."

"What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard Edward Snowed-in"

"I have to start going to friends' funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to mine."