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Joke of the Day
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"
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"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."
"Anyone who says 'they wish they could be a fly on the wall' has clearly never been attacked by a woman with a rolled up newspaper."
"Since joining twitter I've started 2 new collections .......... Dust and cobwebs !"
"A man was walking his dog in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone Mourning,He Said, The Other man replied ""No just taking a shit."""
"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"
"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."