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Joke of the Day

"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day... Or you can just take the whole thing."

"Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego."

"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"

"Technology Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? One I eat everyday, and the other is an Italian-based flatbread with tomato sauce"

"The last time I saw my friend Peter he was counting. ""75, 76, 77..."" he said, as he began to walk away. I don't know what he's up to now."

"Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place."

"What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like? Bacon."

"I would put a webcam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."

"Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!"