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Joke of the Day
"JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Friend 1 ""hey dude what's your PSN name?"" Friend 2 ""did you just assume my platform!"""
"I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas She only comes once a year."
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"
"We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil So how do we make baby oil?"
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend but he suddenly moved away"
"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."
"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"
"Did you hear about Mr and Mrs Ballbearing? Yeah, they just had a BB."
"I set my alarm clock to play Alice in Chains I call it my morning ""Would?"""