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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."
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"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"
"Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits."
"Mike Tyson asks you: How do you think the unthinkable? With an Itheberg"
"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."