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Joke of the Day

"Who's the first Jewish guy to get a Heisman Trophy? ""Fred Goldman, because he's got mine!"" - OJ Simpson"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin off"

"A life-long politician and an orange are on stage in front of millions of Americans. What do they do? They start insulting each other."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"

"An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor... An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, ""Eumenides?"" The tailor responds, ""Euripedes?"""

"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."

"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""

"How did Helen keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet"

"I'd be more inclined to get in a stranger's van if he was offering free wifi instead of candy."