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Joke of the Day
"An orchestra one-liner I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor"
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"Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough."
"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""
"How many white Police Officers does it take to beat up one black motorist? None. He fell down some stairs."
"Two men walk into a bar... They're blind, it happens."
"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"
"What happened to the boy who ran into a window He was in serious PANE"
"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."
"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."
"Cop: You doin drugs? ""No"" Cop: Whatya smokin? ""Pot"" Cop: THATS DOING DRUGS ""Ohh I thought you meant like [whispers] having sex with drugs"""