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Joke of the Day

"Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs"

"What is something a lot of redditors mix up? /r/askreddit and /r/jokes titles"

"How do you get a blonde to break her nose? Place your dick under a glass table"

"My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it. He said, ""Give her a milk bath."" I said, ""Pasteurized?"" The doctor replied, ""No, just up to her knees will do."""

"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""

"[Crime Scene] Detective: Looks like the killer used a wheelbarrow to dump the victim. [in the shed a wheelbarrow grins, his seventh kill]"

"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."

"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"

"Sometimes, when I don't want anyone to talk to me, I stand on a busy street corner with a clip board."

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."