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Joke of the Day

"Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.."

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Talk about a meatier shower!"

"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."

"What kind of woman are the most irrational? The ones with the golden proportions!"

"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"If you want to fool a Canadian into thinking you're also a Canadian, you only have to say one word. . . Chur-on-no"

"I gave love a bad name. I called it Harold."

"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."

"How did Paul, the octopus, originally die? Torres went and asked Paul proudly, ""How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup?"" Paul died laughing."