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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an American Drawing? A Yankee Doodle."
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"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."
"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."
"Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to ""what would you do if you won the lottery"""
"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"
"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."
"What do you call an octopus that fights sharks? An octobrave. I'm sorry."
"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"
"What game do you play with a wombat? Wom."
"Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs."