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Joke of the Day

"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."

"Mitt Romney ."

"What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh? A test tickle."

"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes."

"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them."

"A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks."

"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."

"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."