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Joke of the Day
"Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to ""what would you do if you won the lottery"""
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"I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off..."
"EMT: [opens my shirt revealing bread covering my nipples] You faked cardiac arrest for this? Me: Just say clear and make my grilled cheese."
"Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of! Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!"
"Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy."
"Why is a pool table green? Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"
"What did the vet say about the maimed donkey? Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"
"Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care."
"To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, ""Guess how many fingers."""