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Joke of the Day

"I don't trust a restaurant that advertises ""Now with more bacon!"" because it means they were holding out on me to begin with."

"I see wed people."

"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"

"What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak? I'd like to buy an owl"

"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "

"What do giraffes eat at 11am? Brunch."

"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? How to put it in a box of Ding Dongs."

"What do you call a person from South America with a walking assist? Mexicane."

"My pregnant wife just confessed she listens to R&B I'm uncertain if I should break up with her in text or just let her figure it out."