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Joke of the Day
"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"
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"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de bre."
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"""Keep away from children to avoid suffocation"" was the best advice I've ever received. You have to pay for that nowadays"
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"DATE: [whispering in my ear] i've got a secret ME: [also whispering] is it tacos DATE: [giggles] no ME: can it be tacos"
"What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray"
"Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life."
"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"