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Joke of the Day

"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."

"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."

"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"

"What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage"

"What if horses rode horses? And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses? Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!"

"When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying ""Good answer"" like people on Family Feud."

"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"

"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"What does Reddit and fat people have in common? A LOT of people don't like them right now"