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Joke of the Day
"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."
Next Joke
"Why do women love the smell of babies so much? Because 50% of the taste is in the smell."
"When I was a kid I liked my Jack in the Box...But now I prefer my Jack in the Bottle."
"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."
"Why are you prodding me with that ruler? ""Im measuring your patience"""
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker, shucks between fits......."
"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"
"I finally made something of myself It's a wad of hair and ear wax and snot sitting in the garbage can."