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Joke of the Day
"""if our love was a tweet, i'd fav, RT and 'gram a screen grab, bae."" - modern vows"
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"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."
"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""
"I want a job as a mirror cleaner... It's something I can see myself doing."
"What are you watching tonight? The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?"
"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."
"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature."
"What do you call Atheism? A non-prophet organization."
"If you're ovulating and have sex standing up... Is it called a standing ovulation? Asking for a friend"