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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING NEWS: hole blasted into women's restroom Officers are looking into it"
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"A tourist walks up to a woman in a bar Tourist: Hello, what's your name? Girl: Hi, I'm Erica. Tourist: I'm Jim, where are you from? Girl: America. Tourist: Yeah, but where are you from?"
"What did the tuba say to the clarinet? Nothing, instruments don't talk."
"How do you make a woman scream? You fuck her in the ass. How do you make her scream again? You wipe your dick off with the drapes."
"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."
"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone? ""Get in the trunk"""
"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"
"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"
"Do you ever think about how ""Chips Ahoy"" is meant to evoke a weary ship captain finally encountering a cookie with a decent amount of chips"