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Joke of the Day
"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"
Next Joke
"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."
"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."
"Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card."
"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."
"Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night. One was a salted."
"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"
"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"
"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."
"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."