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Joke of the Day
"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"
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"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."
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"What do communists put in their soup? Soviet Onions."
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