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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever think about how ""Chips Ahoy"" is meant to evoke a weary ship captain finally encountering a cookie with a decent amount of chips"

"TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub."

"So I was eating out my grandma this morning, and suddenly I tasted horse semen. Then it came to me. ""So that's how she died."""

"Why did 6 break up with 7? Because 7 ate 9 out"

"Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him."

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass"

"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"

"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."

"Donald has written a lot of books about business, but there's an interesting characteristic they all share... They all seem to end at Chapter 11. Credit (to my dismay): HRC"