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Joke of the Day

"I decided when I turn 21 I'm only going to smoke cigarettes when I drink Guess I'm going to be an alcoholic"

"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? racial prejudice"

"DATING TIP: add Free Wi-Fi' to your dating profile"

"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"

"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"

"I think I might be dying But I really like the color of my hair right now."

"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."

"Why was the corn farmer paranoid? Because the field has ears."

"What beer goes best with pizza? Pepper-Peroni"