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Joke of the Day
"What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback"
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"What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported across the border."
"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"
"Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses."
"A man spends his first 9 months trying to get out of the womb and the rest of his life trying to get back in"
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"
"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"