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Joke of the Day
"How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully"
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"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"
"England at the Rugby World Cup"
"Getting older is like being in a prison shower You try to bend over as little as possible."
"Time flies like an arrow ... Fruit flies like a banana"
"Parenting is much harder nowadays. For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time."
"Ronda Rousey walks into a bar... and gets knocked the fuck out"
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"Yes, I DO think ""did you bring my pizza?"" is an acceptable answer when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door."
"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."