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Joke of the Day

"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."

"Oprah just came out with a line of vibrators They're called ""the O""."

"I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name shit it's $20/hour."

"I ejaculated so hard That conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter."

"I decided to make a new logo for /r/jokes you like it?"

"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"

"What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes? Anyone can mash potatoes"

"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"

"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"

"I always say: ""Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Well, let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had:"" ...it was fantastic."