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Joke of the Day
"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."
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"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."
"[Writing Silence of the Lambs] Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name? Jim: Hannibal? Anyone? Jim: Hannibal Anyone other than Jim?"
"Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that's what the INS does."
"Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster."
"Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks!"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 100 stories in 10 seconds."
"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."
"What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing"
"A man returns home only to find out all the lamps in his house were stolen He was delighted"