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Joke of the Day

"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"

"What kind of tree barks? A dogwood!!"

"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"I hear the moon is a pretty boring place... There's absolutely no atmosphere"

"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""

"I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before."

"Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don't"

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"

"Just so we're on the same page, I'm on 137."

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."