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Joke of the Day

"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"

"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"

"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off"

"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"

"What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common? It's Al Gore"

"What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral? co-pper"

"Cannibal (N.) ~ Someone who is fed up with people."