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Joke of the Day
"Getting older is like being in a prison shower You try to bend over as little as possible."
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"If I have an addiction to masturbation And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?"
"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said ""Maybe"""
"What do you call a foreskin found on a crime scene? Circumcisional evidence."
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"
"A ""lady"" and a ""woman"" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat."
"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!"
"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."