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Joke of the Day

"Yes, I DO think ""did you bring my pizza?"" is an acceptable answer when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door."

"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"

"MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: ""If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."""

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument? He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away."

"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"

"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."

"I was thinking about making a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon."

"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"

"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."