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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."
Next Joke
"I asked the guy in the Santa suit why he was following me around. He said he was Christmas stalking."
"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."
"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."
"Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it"
"What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis"
"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."
"So I was eating my grandma out yesterday... When I tongued the familiar taste of horse semen, which is when I realized how my grandma died."