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Joke of the Day

"Hey, guys! Let's get #Trending trending! Maybe for a moment we'll forget we're all going to die & our bodies will turn to garbage!"

"I lost 140 unwanted, useless, life-sucking pounds - in only 6 weeks! I got a divorce."

"""Ladies and gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"

"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"

"In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos."

"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !"