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Joke of the Day
"Where is the Pokemon? Peek-a-chu!"
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"What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman? Mic Jagger says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"""
"Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica."
"What did the Rei say to the Hachi? Nice obi!"
"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"
"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."
"Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day. Me: How many more until you get a personality?"
"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"
"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."
"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"