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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi"
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"Hell is filled with news anchors tapping stacks of papers on desks and engaging in lighthearted end-of-broadcast banter."
"A haiku about my love life... Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha"
"Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists? They're cultured."
"Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future? He was ahead of his time."
"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"
"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."
"What do hackers do when they go on vacation? They go phishing"
"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."
"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."