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Joke of the Day

"Hell is filled with news anchors tapping stacks of papers on desks and engaging in lighthearted end-of-broadcast banter."

"How big is a circum? One of my friends said his dick was circumcised, and I was curious how big those are."

"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."

"Just got a holiday card from a doctor addressed to the dead guy who used to live here. Sending back a card that says ""You suck at your job."""

"What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow? Abandonment."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance..... ..... I'll show him"

"I had an ex-girlfriend who was rather big, and she possessed an unusual talent; she was ambidextrose - she could polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."

"Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ""Only"" I repeat ""Only"" time speedo's are allowed!!!"

"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"

"What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car? Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note."