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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people say ""women should stay in the kitchen"" ...how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house?"

"Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor? Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh, you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart."

"Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"

"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."

"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."

"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"

"Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk? Because he wanted them to work over-time~"

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"